A sixty five year old woman named Nancy smoked a pack of cigarettes a day for 45 years. Then one day she began to cough up blood and suffer chest pains which were dull, aching and persistent. Her family doctor sent her for chest X-Rays and the radiologist detected a tumor in her right lung. The biopsy showed that it was cancer. Nancy was prepared for surgery. The surgeon came into the room, cut open Nancy?s chest, looked at the golf ball sized tumor, and said, ?Well, other than this tumor, she looks fine.? The surgeon did not cut out the tumor, he just told his assistant to sew her up. Six weeks later Nancy died.
According to the Big Bang Theory, this present version of the Universe came into being 15 billion years ago. The Earth came into being 5 billion years ago. Chi Chi Rodriguez was born 72 years ago into a poor Puerto Rican family with 5 brothers and sisters. His father earned $18 per week doing manual labor and tending cows. When he was 7 years old Chi Chi Rodriguez got a job carrying water on a Puerto Rican sugar plantation. Just based on the nature of Chi Chi Rodriguez the United States should allow every Mexican into the United States of America.
This week while America was busy obsessing over Paris Hilton, Larry Craig and Britney Spears, Kim Jong-il agreed to dismantle North Korea?s nuclear program, officially end the Korean War, and economically unite with South Korea, in perhaps the greatest political development since the end of the Second World War. Not to be outdone, China made a move towards Chinese Religion. Seeing that Christianity, Islam and Judaism are now leading the world into Nuclear World War III, The Apocalypse, China seems to be saying, ?Hey wait, our religions don?t lead to the Apocalypse.? Here is what Kim Jong-il had to say at the six nation summit according to South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun:
A woman goes to her doctor for a mammogram. The test reveals a cancerous tumour but her doctor decides not to tell her. Two weeks ago 71 year old tenor Luciano Pavorotti was recording an album of religious songs when he went to the hospital with a fever. Tests revealed a cancerous tumour on his pancreas. What if his doctors had decided that he would not have been able to tolerate the news? How can we tolerate the news watered down for us by the mainstream media like CNN and Christiane Amanpour?s God?s Warriors? The world is careening towards the extinction of life on earth forever in nuclear world war 3 driven there by our world religions which explicitly forbid world peace and command and reward genocide with great rewards for mass murder in the world to come, but your mainstream media does not trust you to know this.
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