November 2008
2008-11-29 14:53:05
2008-11-25 01:10:35
2008-11-23 21:29:38
OK, I'm burning through some of the short fiction I need to review in some format before the end of the year, so I decided for at least the next couple of Sundays, I would write capsule reviews for 2008 short fiction that I was reading. I posted my thoughts on new collections by Kelly Link, Jeremy C. Shipp, Jeffrey Ford, and John Langan on my blog. Below my commentary on Ford and Langan. Any of you have any short fiction reads that you want to comment upon here? Any questions about these four books?

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Jeffrey Ford has won or been nominated for several short fiction awards over the past decade, including a World Fantasy Award nomination in 2007 for his second story collection, Empire of Ice Cream. In his third story collection (and first to be published by HarperColllins, who publishes his novels), The Drowned Life, Ford has collected sixteen recent stories that I believe are the equal to any that appeared in his previous collection.

One thing that has struck me about Ford's stories in the past (and which certainly holds true here) is how so many of them have this "everyday, everyman" sort of feel about them. Take for example this scene from "The Drowned Life:"

The place was enormous, row upon row of shelved dead fish, their snouts sticking into the aisle, silver and pink and brown. Here and there a gill still quivered, a fin twitched. "A lot of fish," thought Hatch. Along the way, he saw a special glass case that held frozen food that had sunk from the world above. The hot dog tempted him, even though a good quarter of it had gone green. There was a piece of a cupcake with melted sprinkles, three French fries, a black Twizzler, and a red-and-white Chinese take-out bag with two gnarled rib ends sticking out. He hadn't had any lunch, and his stomach growled in the presence of the delicacies, but he was thinking of Rose and wanted to talk to her (pp. 11-12).
Although this story features a third-person limited point-of-view, one of the things I've noted about Ford's stories is the tendency to create vivid characters whose thoughts and emotions are on display for the reader to read and to process. Combined with evocative scenes such as the one above, there often is a nostalgic feel to many of the character interactions, even though in many cases this sense of comfort and familarity is overturned by what transpires during the stories. For these reasons, Ford's stories tend to stick in my head longer than most others do and I was pleased to discover that The Drowned Life contains excellent stories such as "The Manticore Spell" and "Night Whiskey," among others. In fact, if I weren't so greedy, I would have entertained the thought of shipping this collection to a female friend of mine living overseas, as this is one of those rare quality tales that I would want everyone in my inner circle of friends to read.

Speaking of Ford, I remember him praising John Lanagan on his LiveJournal a little over a month ago. After finishing reading his debut story collection, Mr. Gaunt and Other Uneasy Encounters tonight, I have to share with Ford's assessment of Langan's comparison with a Glen Hirshberg (even though I think Langan's collection is stronger than Hirshberg's 2007 WFA-nominated American Morons). Dude can write some evocative, often creepy tales.

Mr. Gaunt and Other Uneasy Encounters contains four stories and a novella. Each of them contains elements of traditional tales such as the ghost tale or a study in the flawed protagonist and his/her downfall. Every scene in his stories moves the plot forward, develops the characters just a bit further. Take for example this scene in "Laocöon, or the Singularity:"

Of course, no one did. He watched the class's eyes dip down to escape catching on his as they swept the room. No point in dragging things out. "Virgil describes Laocöon as crying out. He says the cries were 'appalling,' awful, which makes sense. The guy's getting crushed to death by a pair of snakes. Who wouldn't cry out? Look at the statue, though." He lowered the lights again. "The son to Laocöon's right is already succumbing to the snakes. The son to his left is trying to step out of the coils, shake them off. Look at the expression on that son's face. Is he angry with his father for what he's brought down on them, for his inability to save them? Laocöon's struggling mightily, and he appears to be reasonably muscular, but the look on his face tells the whole story, doesn't it? Pain, failure - he knows what's coming, and if he doesn't understand the reason for it - which maybe he does: if he was shrewd enough to recognize the Trojan Horse for what it was, maybe he understood what was happening to him and his sons - anyway, he knows that he doesn't have a chance. When the gods have it in for you, you're done..." (p. 199).
In a way, those last two sentences summarize the fates of many of Langan's protagnonists. Like bulls being dragged off to the slaughter, these characters struggle mightily against fates that are sometimes ambiguous, othertimes horrorible in their inevitability and inexorableness. But Langan's approach to arrive at these tales' denouements is a good one. The reader is engaged in his protagonists' lives, their struggles, and eventually in their ends. And unlike a great many other story collections, this one was uniformly good; if I had to pick a favorite, the final tale, the one quoted above, would be it, but it is a very short distance between it and the other tales. Highly recommended collection.
2008-11-23 20:53:25
Hi there!

I have two Advance Reading Copies of Busted Flush signed by all the contributors (GRRM, Melinda Snodgrass, Carie Vaughn, S. L. Farrell, Victor Milán, Kevin Andrew Murphy, Walton Simons, Caroline Spector, and Ian Tregillis), as well as two signed 11 x 18 posters of the cover art up for grabs, thanks to Tor Books!

If you have yet to get acquainted with the Wild Cards universe, I also have an ongoing giveaway for copies of the first volume in this new trilogy, Inside Straight.

Check the blog for all the details!

Patrick

P. S. There is a 10-way Wild Cards interview on the way. . .
2008-11-22 13:01:00
In book 2 when tyrion goes to his villa to meet shae, Varys enters disguised as a beggar (?). Anyhow Shae easily pierces his disguise, which is rather pertrubing to Varys. Tyrion even asks shae about it.

So I am wondering, was there a point to that? Will that foreshadow something? Say maybe someone in disguise tries to kill dany and Tyrion recognizes the disguise? Or was that paragraph just color, to be forgotten?

2008-11-20 15:53:25
My dad always likes to get me a calendar every year for Christmas. This year, I thought I might give him some direction as to what would interest me other than the usual Kentucky Basketball or James Bond stuff.

I stopped by the obligatory calendar sales kiosk that pops up in the mall every year, but the chick looked like I had grown two heads when I asked for the "George Martin calendar" and then a third head with "A Song of Ice and Fire?"

So, is there an official online retailer to point him to?
2008-11-19 14:32:24
Hi all! I am gearing up for a reading extravaganza for my Thanksgiving and winter breaks, and I'm eager to sink my teeth into some new fantasy while I wait for AFFC to come out. What is some good, realistic/historical-esque fantasy that is low on magic? I'm currently reading the Kushiel series by Jacqueline Carey and plan on reading stuff by Guy Gavriel Kay and Daniel Abrahams. Do you guys have any other suggestions for fantasy that fits my taste?

Thanks so much!
2008-11-19 13:31:04
After finishing AFFC for the first time, and scanning the boards, I didn't see anything like this. Here are a few hopes and predictions for character reunions:

Jon and Arya - These two had such a repoir and friendship at Winterfell (apparently), they have to meet again. I'm thinking Arya will be sent on a FM mission to kill someone that Jon wants to protect. Not sure who, but Arya will have to decide if she will be "no one" or "Arya of House Stark". That or he'll just ruffle her hair like crazy.

Brienne and Jamie - So Brienne will have to realize that her oath to unCatelyn taken and the blade of a knife (or noose) is not a real oath at all and *almost* be able to finish that battle with Jamie that started in the river. Then, for good measure, Brienne will be forced to helplessly witness the death of the second man she loved.

Catelyn and ... any one of her kids - I'd love it if this happened, and the whole unCatelyn superbitch idea suddenly became a bit silly since she still has four out of her five kids and shouldn't be so angry. Of course it won't.

Sam and his father - Father still patronizes and belittles him, until Sam does something badass (in a quivering, craven way of course) and is redeemed in his fathers eyes. I love Sam ... hmmm ... maybe I'm projecting here.

Dany and Jorah - The betrayl for love (duh).

Tyrion and Bronn - I really think this will happen, even if it's just a paragraph long torching of Bronn with Tyrion's dragon.

Any other hope or predictions out there?
2008-11-18 23:21:40
It seems clear to me that Melisandre will be one of the new POVs, and this is based on that assumption. Since I only found a thread regarding all POVs, I chose to make one about Melisandre in particular.

I think we will get glimpses of Melisandre's past, and why only her was sent/chose to go to help Stannis. There is something strange about the idea that the only Asshai we know (Meli and Quaithe) act seemingly alone and with contrasting goals. So, did Melisandre choose her path independantly from the rest of the Rhollor followers, or what is the deal? I think this will be adressed.

Redeemability - Melisandre has knocked of Cressen, Renly, Courtnay Penrose (or something) and possibly three of the kings if you believe her powers caused and not predicted their deaths. will she do a Jaime and be likeable? Will her actions when seen through her eyes seem more justified? I doubt it somewhat, but I wouldn't be that surprised if she grows to see she is wrong in believing in Stannis as AA.

Future in the series - I don't remember where I got it from, but I think I heard GRRM state Jon would be turning greyer in ADwD. This may be due to councelling from Melisandre, which may be because she realize Stannis isn't AA. However, he still has kingsblood, and may be an apt sacrifice. If both remain POV's however, it either has to be alot of action on the wall, or she ends up going north alone after completly losing her faith at some point. Maybe she will meet up with Bran or Benjen, and do some heroic sacrifice of some kind. This sortof adresses the redeemability issue.

What's your thoughts? I like the character.

[Disclaimer: Doing this out of boredom and without the books or knowing much about aDwD. Also, I just realized this is just unsupported rambling. Sorry]
2008-11-18 12:54:27
I need to announce two things. 1. Longclaw is now available for wholesale ordering. If you’re a retailer and you haven’t been contacted by us yet, contact us if you wish to carry the sword, contact us soon if you wish to have it by Christmas. 2. Needle will be high carbon steel.
2008-11-18 08:52:32
Poor Littlefinger has no wife. Who would be his best mate?

1) (Un)Cat - the love of his life. Or so he says...

2) Olenna Tyrell - they seem to scheme (I mean, get) along splendidly. He tells Sansa her promised Tyrell husband would have bored her to death. So perhaps he believes mates should be interesting devious people that would keep him on his toes and hooked.

3) Sansa Stark - who needs brains when they look drop dead gorgeous and even remind you of your first love? Littlefinger is suspected to be a frequent customer of KL whorehouses. Shallow physical sex is what you buy.

And just to be even-handed,

4) Loras Tyrell / Lyn Corbray - Maybe he likes pitching to the other field as well. Who knows how he's keeping Corbray interested? We know for a fact that he wasn't attracted to his wife, though she doted on him endlessly and was willing to do anything for his sake.
2008-11-18 08:33:46
What have the Kettleblacks been doing in KL all this time since Cercei hired them?

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"When the Imp sent off her guards, the queen had Ser Lancel
hire sellswords for her. Lancel found her the Kettleblacks, which delighted
your little lord husband, since the lads were in his pay through his man
Bronn." He chuckled. "But it was me who told Oswell to get his sons to King's
Landing when I learned that Bronn was looking for swords. Three hidden
daggers, Alayne, now perfectly placed."


They are supposed to serve Littlefinger in some way, but how?

In COK both Tyrion and Cercei have showered them with money to keep them bought on their side.

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The Kettleblacks would charm her, take her coin, and promise
her anything she asked, and why not, when Bronn was matching every copper
penny, coin for coin? Amiable rogues all three, the brothers were in truth
much more skilled at deceit than they'd ever been at bloodletting. Cersei had
managed to buy herself three hollow drums; they would make all the fierce
booming sounds she required, but there was nothing inside. It amused Tyrion no
end.


Here in SOS we find how much money Tyrion gives them:

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"The Kettleblacks were supposed to be ours," he reminded Brorm with more than
a touch of irritation.
"They were, so long as I could give them two of your pennies for every one
they had from the queen,


and:

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"Who?" He cocked his head.
"The Kettleblacks report frequently to your sweet sister."
"When I think of how much coin I paid those wretched ...




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Ser Osmund and his brothers had become great favorites about the castle; they
were always ready with a smile and a jest, and got on with grooms and huntsmen
as well as they did with knights and squires. With the serving wenches they
got on best of all, it was gossiped. Of late Ser Osmund had taken Sandor
Clegane's place by Joffrey's side, and Sansa had heard the women at the
washing well saying he was as strong as the Hound, only younger and faster.


They also manage to become beloved by all (through money?) How did they use this influence? All that money they were given. Are they Littlefinger's agents in town, that use their money to pay his network in KL and buy new ones?
2008-11-17 20:36:25
So, I just finished A Feast for Crows, and now I don't know what to read. I have read some of the Drizzt books by Salvatore, but those are kind of light, unintellectual reading. Not that there is something wrong with that, I really enjoy them. After reading Ice and Fire, though, I'm craving something with a bit more substance.

I always run into The Wheel of Time. Is that any good? There is also a series out by Terry Goodkind, I think his name is, and I think it is called The Sword of Truth. They just made a TV series out of the first book, Legend of the Seeker, and hopefully the books are vastly superior.

Anyways, anything I should check out?
2008-11-17 19:12:31
So, I just finished A Feast for Crows, and wow. Get A Dance with Dragons out already!

So, just to lay it all out, here are some of my questions:

Arya is blind. What?
Is Brienne dead?
Who is the person Sam refers to as "Coldhands"?
Is The Hound truly dead?

And more I can't think of at the moment.
2008-11-16 19:40:31
I was recently introduced to this now...fairly obscure fantasy/horror/science fiction writer and I've fallen in love. Has anybody read his stuff? What do you think of it?
2008-11-16 11:47:45
I finished writing my zombie novel and am looking at markets to publish it in. This book, the Rising, came up as one of the more popular zombie books out there, so I'm seeing that this publishing company, Leisure Books, is big on horror. I'm thinking about trying them out.

Research is key in publication, right? I pick up the Rising hoping to be pleasantly surprised. What I've heard ahead of time: smart zombies. Some particle accelerator scientific research thingy opens a rift to a demon world allowing the demons to come and possess the bodies of the living. Hmmm...okay I can live with this I guess. I mean this is like the movie Demons and a bit of the Mist combined. Silly on the surface but other books and movies have been effective. Of course my zombies are similarly brought back by more supernatural means as opposed to biological. Zombies often work best as a metaphor against humans and their meddling in the affairs of what is natural, but its cliche now and we need to find different ways of reanimating our monsters.

I go to Borders and pick the book up and read the blurbs on the inside cover. People seem to like it. Especially interesting is the blurb by fellow author Richard Layman "A top notch horrifying thriller!" Of course Layman died a couple years before this book came out...but hey that works with the whole theme of this book. The book won the Bram Stoker award so it's going to be good.

I get home last night with the book and lay down on the couch. I'm fucking exhausted from a three day field trip in the mountains where I had to endure three 9 hour days in sub-arctic conditions while trying to find a way to keep our sixth graders warm, some of which decided they needed only sweatshirts and tennis shoes for this trip. So I lay down on the couch and find myself too tired to read. I'll read the back and go to bed I decide. Oh look, we have more quotes.

"Not for the squeamish!" Library Journal. Hmmm...I understand horror often resorts to gore when its having trouble frightening people on a more profound level. I know I avoid vivid description of gore in my book. If someone gets shot in the head I avoid the "and the bullet ripped through his skull spraying gray matter across the face of the girl, blood oozed from the hole, while the zombie continued to chew on the ripped flesh of the baby." Instead I might write: "The girl fired and the round hit the zombie in the head." And leave it at that. Our minds are perfectly capable of creating gory imagery if that's what they need. But to each his own, I can handle blood and guts.

"Keene is the leader in gangsta horror!" The Village Voice.

Wait...what? "Gangsta" horror? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? So I start reading. I'm reading about a guy named Jim in a bunker, the zombie outbreak already occurred, and he is being tormented by his undead wife. Where the hell are the gangstas? Is this guy, who built his own bunker because of Y2K a gangsta? His name is Jim. That's not a gangsta name. I mean I used to run in a gang and we had names like Swan, Ajax, Warchief, and Rembrandt, but there were no "Jims". Strangely enough my zombie protagonist is named Jimmy. But he's no gangsta either.

I keep reading. I get three pages of a man in a bunker, but no real description, mostly reflection on how he made the bunker, exposition type stuff. Then we go to a break and get more exposition of how he met his now dead wife.

I'm confused. Everyone who critiques my writing (without reading it) say I have to cut the back story. Start in the action and let the details of the characters fill in the gaps of their histories. So I've done that. But here I am reading a published book that is so far 7 pages of exposition. No wonder writers are confused. All the shit editors and publishers and agents make huge lists about in what NOT to do as a writer, they go ahead and publish that.

Anyway, anyone else read this? Where are the gangstas?
2008-11-16 01:37:56
2008-11-15 07:42:31
Okdue to the peeps here I am ordering Bakkers Prine of Nothing triology. (woot! Finally a fantastic fanasty series that is already complete! No waiting!! )

I am also ordering Mistborn Book 1; I know its an average book, but its coming out as an rpg setting and I am a big fan of pnp rpg's. Played and read nearly every system out there. So I want to check out the first book at least to see if this woul dbe a fun world to rplay in (the magic system of allomancy seems a bit trie to me; I prefer S&S sorcery, with demons, blasts of hellfire, etc. Like the conan d20, or heck even the 4e warlock)

Anyway getting back on track: I have heard good things about Lies of Locke Lamorra and Joe Abercormbies trilogy.

Can someone please tell me more about them and how they compare to Martin, and Bakker?

Thanks!

p.s. Has Bakker written anything else apart fomr the trilogy>?I hear he has a new book out (thread on this very forum). Is it set in the same world?

2008-11-14 13:09:18
Yes, one day, we would like to make a custom scabbard for Longclaw, it’ll depend on interest though. Until then, we’ve had a few questions about sheaths, and yes, this universal sword sheath will work with Longclaw. Now, a shipping update. We hope to begin shipping Longclaw the third week of December - Christmas delivery will be [...]
2008-11-14 10:07:11
2008-11-13 20:01:57
Hey guys!

Scott gave me the "go ahead" to post an excerpt from The Judging Eye, so the full version of the prologue can now be found on the blog!

Even better, it's spoiler-free!

Enjoy!

Patrick
2008-11-12 06:17:51
I’m sure this’ll be on his blog, but just in case you don’t read it. I got an email from him this morning. HBO has given the production order for A GAME OF THRONES pilot. Story here: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3ie9098baec9eb95cdf64383a225032180 Great news for all of us fans.
2008-11-11 21:56:13
I just checked out GRRM's Not a Blog and today it mentioned something about forgiving Obama for being a HP fan (b/c he's also a Spiderman comics fan). I did a quick search on this board for anything mentioning his disdain for HP, but didn't find anything. Can someone here enlighten me on why he looks down on the HP books?

And I've seen some things where he makes funny comments on SoT (which are always appropriate), but are there other series that he makes comments about?

His outspokeness is interesting to me.
2008-11-11 19:54:42
2008-11-09 22:58:27
2008-11-09 11:05:21
Ok, suppose these two'wrolds' invade each other. Who would win?

The World of A Song of Ice and Fire:

-Has Dragons. Real dragons, not some dude called a dragon.

-Faceless Men. Their only purpose during this war would be to take out channlers.

-Powerful Armies. Shienar and the Aiel aside, the armies of wsteros could IMO crush the armies of places like Sladea, Cairhien, etc. Shienar could also be overcome with effort. The unsullied could be sicceed on the Aiel, though imo the aiel are superior and far greater in number.

-Better commanders. Tywin Lannister, Stannis Baratheon and Randyl tarly would eat Dywin Bashere for breakfast, dinner and lunch.

-Melisandre. THIS is what a real seductress/sorcerous advisor is like Moiraine has nothing on her.

-Wargs: ANother effective weapon against channlers. Imgaine the horse the aessedai is on rearing and trampling her to death.

Summary: Overall more warlike, battlehardened and ruthless. Even the 'good' guys of ASOIAF are much more ruthless than the randland hippies.

The World of the Wheel of Time:

-Has channlers. And quite frankly, thats all it really needs.

-Blademasters: Its arguable how well they would stand up against theri ASOIAF counterparts (waterdancers, firedancers are also hinted) Others like oberyn martell, barristan the bold, arthur dyne w. dawn, randyl tarly w.heartsbane may also stand a chance.


Summary: A single channler can change the course of battle. More so than a single dragon of asoiaf in fact, if the channler is powerful enough.

Overall Summary: If Randylland can manage to find a way to knock out channlers from Randland, they have a good chance of winning. IMO as I mentioned above Faceless men are the ebst bet to do this. While the DO in WOT has Grey Men, faceless men are far, far superior than greymen. One of their best wpaons is poison, using which they could concivably wipe out dozens of channlers together. Also, ASoiAf is not without magic of its own, though its dubious how well it would stand against channling. Warging can be effective but when channlers wise up to this they can wipe out any animal within a 50 mile radious before it gets close to them

Thoughts?

Also: How well do you think an Other would fare against a Myrdraal?




2008-11-08 17:34:13
2008-11-08 09:32:17
Getting this one under way with a review of Book 7:

QUOTE
The seventh volume of The Wheel of Time carries us over the halfway point of the series (with the final book now being split into two volumes, bringing the series total to thirteen) in terms of wordcount. However, in terms of the actual story we're much closer to the end. Robert Jordan made a decision in the latter part of the series to reduce forward story momentum in favour of developing subplots and character interactions, a rather controversial choice that has resulted in the series' overall mixed reviews across SF&F fandom. By this seventh volume, we are starting to see the impact of this decision.

The book opens in the aftermath of the massive Battle of Dumai's Wells, when the Dragon Reborn, imprisoned by the Aes Sedai loyal to Elaida, was rescued by his supporters and both sides had to fend off an attack by the Shaido Aiel. During this battle nine of the rebel Aes Sedai swore fealty to Rand to prove their loyalty and the Asha'man, a society of male channellers created by Rand to use in the Last Battle, proved their worth. Resisting the urge to revenge himself upon Elaida, Rand prepares for his much-foreshadowed confrontation with Sammael, whilst at the same time trying to finally win over the Sea Folk and the Cairhienin rebels to his cause. Meanwhile, in Ebou Dar, Mat, Nynaeve, Elayne and several other characters are trying to find the Bowl of Winds, an important artifact that will restore normal weather to the world. In Amador, stronghold of the Children of the Light, a shift in the balance of power puts Morgase's life in danger, and from the south and from the west an even greater threat is emerging to challenge the alliance Rand is hoping to assemble against the Shadow.

There's a lot going on in A Crown of Swords, and the book conveys a feeling of momentum and movement compared to the largely static Lord of Chaos, which makes it a moderately more satisfying read. There's also a widening of the worldbuilding, with the Sea Folk presented in more detail then we have seen before, the introduction of the Kin (a secret society of female channellers) and the revelation of a new form of magic, the True Power, and a convincing reason given why we haven't seen it before (although we have, kind of). We also get to meet a deadly new form of Shadowspawn which presents a real sense of menace, just as we were starting to get bored of Trollocs and Myrddraal. As with the last three books, multiple storylines proceed in tandem and build to a series of large-scale, epic climaxes which shift the balance of power in the world and the story and leave the reader eager to plunge into the next book.

However, several key problems emerge or are solidified in this book. There is a lot of talk and overlong chapters in which very little happens. Forward character development proceeds satisfyingly for several characters, but others (most notably Elayne) seem to be stuck going round in circles to the increasing frustration of the reader. The fact that one of the most interesting and morally complex characters in the entire series dies in this book is also rather irritating (given how reluctant Jordan is to kill off characters in this series). The introduction of the Kin also feels like a redundant step too far. On top of the Aes Sedai, the Aiel Wise Ones and the Sea Folk Windfinders, we really didn't need yet another group of female channellers and their attendant politics. On the other hand, Jordan sometimes gets criticised for his introduction of a whole new bunch of characters among the White Tower Aes Sedai who are assigned to flush out traitors, but he doesn't devote much time to them and they are clearly essential for the resolution of the Aes Sedai civil war storyline.

A Crown of Swords (****) is largely a satisfying continuation of the story despite the increasing longueurs in some of the storylines. Some of the new characters and elements introduced are more successful than others, but broadly there is still the sense the story is going somewhere with continuing hints that we are moving towards a definitive conclusion. Unfortunately, this is the last time for several volumes that this is apparent. The book is available from Orbit in the UK and from Tor in the USA.
2008-11-03 05:36:31
Being rather behind the times, I only just got round to reading Watchmen for the first time last week, and it was fucking awesome. I haven't read that many graphic novels and am a bit wary of just diving in in case I end up spending £17 on a load of cheesy shit about Superman or something, so any recommendations would be most welcome. The ones I've already read and liked are:

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (1 & 2)
The Dark Knight Returns
Maus
Watchmen


Is the rest of Alan Moore's stuff any good? I was a bit put off by the films* but Watchmen was so damn good that I think he must have been misrepresented by Hollywood...


*someone really needs to tell Natalie Portman that there's more than one English accent, and that working class girls don't tend to talk like Camilla Parker Bowles


ETA: finished series only please, I'm far too impatient and lazy to bother with buying comics week in and week out.
2008-11-02 13:38:57
Doran Martell gets much love on these boards, at least from what I have seen posted. Many people view him as a diabolical mastermind, pulling the strings behind the scenes, plotting vengeance and uttering one of the best lines of the series.

Well, he does have a pretty cool line.

And he certainly does plot. That’s the problem. That’s all he does. He’s been plotting for sixteen years. Plot, plot, plot but take no action. In the meantime, Jon Arryn died at someone else’s hand, Ned Stark died at someone else’s hand, Hoster Tully died of old age, Robert Baratheon died at someone else’s hand and the big bad, Tywin Lannister, also died at someone else’s hand. Some might disagree that some of these people were Doran’s enemies, but Robert probably was and Tywin certainly was, Doran admits that much to Arianne.

Who is Doran going to exact “vengeance” upon and administer “justice” to when his plan finally come to fruition? Kevan? Cersei? Who?

It’s too late now. Even if his plan does come to fruition, his timing sucks.

2008-11-01 05:30:37
Which of these lovely ladies do you think was the better author?
Whosebooks would you prefer you have your kids read, if you could only pick one?

For me its Blyton all the way! Her descriptions of food were also very amazing by the way; some of the best I can recall reading.

2008-11-01 02:37:05
Jaime is expected by some to confess his sins of incest and tell everybody the truth about Tommen and Myrcella's origins (for Dany's sake).

But before he reveals the truth for the whole world to hear, surely he must first tell Tommen himself about it?

So when Jaime tells Tommen who his real father is what will Tommen's reaction be?
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